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Pilot
03/05/2022
Did you ever wonder...
Have you ever wondered what life was like in your data cloud? Meet 4 quirky Data Sets and their frustrated Query Engine just trying to get along.
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Episode 1
03/05/2022
Welcome to your data cloud
The data cloud shows their newest data set around before getting tasked with their first real task by the business.
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Episode 2
03/05/2022
We don't speak business
Query Engine's frustration grows as the team grapples with ongoing communication challenges.
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Episode 3
03/05/2022
Maybe it matters...
Query Engine and Support Data contemplate the meaning of cloud data life while others in the cloud look on with bemusement.
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Episode 4
03/05/2022
A Single Source of Truth
After asking what he believes is a simple question, Query Engine is befuddled by the different responses he gets from different data sets.
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Episode 5
03/05/2022
All the deals?
The team watches on as Query Engine executes a full table scan on CRM's billion+ record opportunity table. CRM's misunderstanding of the task sparks consternation.
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Episode 6
03/05/2022
Let's not talk about it
Query Engine faces resistance to his experimental, and non-traditional, approach to aligning data sets.
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Episode 7
03/05/2022
Extraction
Query Engine reveals a darker side of his personality as he demonstrates his skill with some of the more medieval practices that still prevail in the world of modern cloud data platforms.
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Episode 8
03/05/2022
Sales Forecasts
CRM struggles with one of the most basic tasks of modern revenue operations - producing an accurate and timely sales forecast.
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Episode 9
03/05/2022
Who's going to Maui?
CRM jumps the gun on making plans to celebrate a successful quarter. Finance data sets the record straight. Tension grows in the data cloud.
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Episode 10
03/05/2022
Conflict
Support Data and Finance Data attend a couples therapy session in an attempt to manage their differences with the guidance of Query Engine.
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Episode 11
03/05/2022
Singularity
The data cloud team works to onboard a new AI - and contemplate what this might mean for their future
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Episode 12
03/05/2022
Data in search of meaning
CRM Data attempts to catch the attention of HR Data by letting down his guard and admitting his vulnerability. She is unimpressed.
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Episode 13
03/05/2022
Bad Performance
Query Engine suffers from performance anxiety in front of a tough crowd.
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Episode 14
03/05/2022
Top of the pyramid
In this season finale, HR Data establishes her dominance as CRM Data and Support Data compete for her attention.
About Cloud Dataholics
Cloud Dataholics is dedicated to those brave souls that have dedicated their careers to making data matter – suffering chronic nightmares about complex SQL, mean DBAs that shut off access to production servers, whiny CFOs complaining about numbers not tying out, and ridiculous sales leaders demanding better dashboards when their teams don’t properly enter data.