Have you ever wondered what life was like in your data cloud? Meet 4 quirky Data Sets and their frustrated Query Engine just trying to get along.
Welcome to your data cloud
The data cloud shows their newest data set around before getting tasked with their first real task by the business.
We don't speak business
Query Engine's frustration grows as the team grapples with ongoing communication challenges.
Maybe it matters...
Query Engine and Support Data contemplate the meaning of cloud data life while others in the cloud look on with bemusement.
A Single Source of Truth
After asking what he believes is a simple question, Query Engine is befuddled by the different responses he gets from different data sets.
All the deals?
The team watches on as Query Engine executes a full table scan on CRM's billion+ record opportunity table. CRM's misunderstanding of the task sparks consternation.
Let's not talk about it
Query Engine faces resistance to his experimental, and non-traditional, approach to aligning data sets.
Query Engine reveals a darker side of his personality as he demonstrates his skill with some of the more medieval practices that still prevail in the world of modern cloud data platforms.
CRM struggles with one of the most basic tasks of modern revenue operations - producing an accurate and timely sales forecast.
Who's going to Maui?
CRM jumps the gun on making plans to celebrate a successful quarter. Finance data sets the record straight. Tension grows in the data cloud.
Support Data and Finance Data attend a couples therapy session in an attempt to manage their differences with the guidance of Query Engine.
The data cloud team works to onboard a new AI - and contemplate what this might mean for their future
Data in search of meaning
CRM Data attempts to catch the attention of HR Data by letting down his guard and admitting his vulnerability. She is unimpressed.
Query Engine suffers from performance anxiety in front of a tough crowd.
Top of the pyramid
In this season finale, HR Data establishes her dominance as CRM Data and Support Data compete for her attention.
About Cloud Dataholics
Cloud Dataholics is dedicated to those brave souls that have dedicated their careers to making data matter – suffering chronic nightmares about complex SQL, mean DBAs that shut off access to production servers, whiny CFOs complaining about numbers not tying out, and ridiculous sales leaders demanding better dashboards when their teams don’t properly enter data.